It’s about 35C here today.
The weather here today:
Going outside is like slipping into a Hot Fudge Sunday – that’s boiling!
Being outside today is like a preview of Hell.
Stepping outside is like falling into a bowl of hot soup, without the croutons (those are the hail that comes from the thunderstorms at this time of year – yikes!).
Stepping outside is like walking into a hot towel – nice if you want a free sauna.
Going outside today is like being in a giant’s armpit.
Going outside today is like being in the sun’s armpit.
(More to come as I think of them…)